Thursday, December 27, 2007

Azazel's Adventures, Part II

Many apologies to Azazel's devote followers for the delay in this posting. I hope you'll find the latest installment in our billy goat's adventures to be worth the wait.

Distraught after being cut from the Holiday Video, Azazel succumbs to a weekend of irresponsible drinking.

Tragedy comes in pairs. Missing his owner while she travels to Ohio for a surprise family visit, Azazel indulges in a spate of tears and self-pity.

Feeling much more himself, Azazel gives it a go as a beatnik poet. Hey daddy-o...

I actually have another photo of our beloved scapegoat, but I think it merits an entry all on its own, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait until I return from San Diego for it. ;P I remain, your faithful chronicler, Aire.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas Musings

Just a few random thoughts as I sit here tapping away at my keyboard after a day full of laughter, much food, DVD and TV movies, some snippets of sports, and overall good cheer. The house is quiet, as several family members have turned in early (some in preparation for a long drive back home in the wee hours of the morning). However, fragments of Christmas tunes are still floating in and out of my head. I recently learned (from wikipedia, of course) that the singing of Christmas carols derives from the Old English tradition of wassailing, the practice of singing door to door "until paid to go away and leave the occupants in peace." How funny; I never realized annoyance was a factor in caroling!

This time of year, Christmas-related commercials clog the airways. Some are cute, some cloyingly sentimental, some irritating, and some just plain lame. Perhaps this exposes me for the sap I am, but I do have a favorite. Disney has used this Dumbo ad a couple years in a row now, but I chuckle over its adorable cleverness every time I see it. It's been years since I've visited Disneyland, but this ad makes me want to go again, just to become a kid again for a day. In many ways, that's what the holiday season allows us to do: recapture some of our childhood joys and innocence (and without the hefty entrance fee!). Merry Christmas, dear readers! Hope and peace to all...

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Happy Winter Solstice

Today is the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. It also marks the first day of the winter season. Perhaps it's because of my love of astronomy and history, but I've always found the winter solstice to be rather romantic and atmospheric. The mere term conjures images of quiet, snow-laden trees without and logs burning in a crackling fire within... of shadow and dark surrounding a golden hearth. A vague air of mystery and mysticism pervades the dormant world on such a day, as we await and celebrate the coming rebirth.

It is currently 56 degrees, a bit chilly for us thin-blooded Angelinos, but even we are not self-indulgent enough to build a roaring fire tonight. Still, in the spirit of the solstice and all its attendant festivities, I did purchase a bottle of Chaucer's Mead from Trader Joe's (surely one of the best food stores in existence). The bottle came with two packets of spices for making mulled wine. The label certainly prods me to revisit The Canterbury Tales one of these days, but I digress. I am feeling particularly sentimental as we prepare ourselves to settle into a cozy winter. As I sip from my mug of mulled wine tonight, I will be thinking, "Happy Solstice Day to all, and to all a glorious winter season."

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Livestock Free for 23 Days...

Alas, the streak stops here. I've been so proud of the fact that in recent weeks, I managed to write about topics besides livestock and animal husbandry. (See previous animal-themed entries.) However, those stealthy alpacas have resurfaced again! Last Sunday evening, I was channel surfing when images of alpacas suddenly appeared on the screen. I did a double-take because it was not a nature show, but a contemporary comedy. I could not figure out what the show was about from the bits I saw... only that the episode dealt with pranks and family-owned alpacas. I've since learned that what I witnessed was the last few minutes of a CW sitcom called Aliens in America. The following day, KPGirl brought in her alpaca finger puppet! It really is quite adorable, and I can see why it made an effective focal point during labor. Doesn't this woolly little camelid just make you want to smile?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A Piece of Ancient Italy in SoCal

Over the weekend, I finally had the opportunity to visit the Getty Villa in Malibu. While I've been to the Getty Center numerous times and love that museum, I'd never been to the Malibu location, not even prior to the renovation. So, as you can imagine, I was very excited about this visit. And the Villa certainly did not disappoint. Set in a spectacular hillside location overlooking the sparkling Pacific, this replica of a first-century Roman country house offered an intimate, unique experience. In some ways, it was like stepping into a different time and place. The architecture and landscaping followed the Roman ideals of symmetry and axial design. Even all the plants in the various gardens were species that existed in first-century Rome. The setting provided the perfect backdrop for the exhibits dedicated to the arts and cultures of ancient Greece, Rome, and Etruria.

At the same time, there persisted the feeling of hushed reverence and immaculately clean quality associated with modern high-tech museums. The harmonious combination of past and present created a sense of peace and wonder that permeated my tour of the grounds and galleries. For its pure beauty and deceptive simplicity, the Getty Villa is truly a museum not to be missed.

The museum's main entrance.

View from one corner of the inner peristyle.

View of the pool in the outer peristyle.
I love how the pool seems to extend to the ocean beyond.

View from the western end of the outer peristyle.

Glass cameo art depicting Andromache.
(In Greek mythology, she was the wife of the Trojan hero Hector.)

A review of Classical columns:
Doric (left), Ionic (center), and Corinthian (right).
I think I like the Ionic columns best.

Fountain sculpture of a satyr riding a wineskin.
This was the funniest sculpture I saw. Doesn't it look like the satyr is riding a turkey as if it were a Harley?

North colonnade of the outer peristyle.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

When An Old English Epic Goes Hollywood

At first glance, Robert Zemeckis's Beowulf does not seem like my kind of film. At second glance, well, it's still not my kind of film, but there are definitely elements that both intrigue and appall me. The "performance capture" technology and the look of the film appeal to me on an aesthetic level. And, since I am not always a purist when it comes to the literary canon, it does interest me to see modern interpretations of the classics. When done well, it can be intellectually and emotionally stimulating. Now, I must say that I remember very little of Beowulf from my college reading: hero kills monster Grendel, saves kingdom, fights dragon, receives mortal wound, dies. Since it made so little impression on me, I am not one of those people who can exclaim with righteous indignation, "What have you done to England's national epic?!" Nevertheless, just from seeing the commercials, visiting the website, and doing some surfing, I found several things troubling about this film.

I realize that when one watches a film, there is a silent compact to suspend disbelief. Given that this is a fantasy epic, that would go double. I also realize that the majority of Hollywood films must meet a required dosage of violence and sex. But, really, stiletto heels on Grendel's mom?
Played by Angelina Jolie, Ma Grendel is re-imagined as a beautiful siren appareled in liquid gold. I guess she needed to top Beowulf's leather loincloth. I also cannot get past that we are supposed to easily accept the sultry seductress as the mother of the deformed lump of flesh that is Grendel. It seems a bit ridiculous.




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The funniest article I came across about Hollywood's latest plastic (make that CGI) surgery on a literary classic was titled "Angelina Jolie, Boobs, Star in Beowulf." It actually made me think of the medicine woman from The Simpsons Movie.
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "Thank you Boob Lady" for providing fodder for my blog.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Amazing Alcott

Last week, at our office book club meeting, we discussed two sensationalist tales by Louisa May Alcott. Of course, Alcott is best known as the author of the beloved novel Little Women. Not many people, however, are aware that she also penned numerous "blood-and-thunder tales," stories of passion and intrigue rife with feminist subtexts, gender politics, psychoanalytical depth, and subversive social commentary. I first learned of Alcott's double literary life in college, when I took a Women Writers course one summer. That the author of Little Women, arguably the pinnacle of domestic fiction, also wrote gothic narratives involving violence, drugs, madness, stormy affairs, and battles of the sexes fascinated me. (Still does, in fact.) That same summer, I happened to come across a volume of the stories that Alcott wrote anonymously and pseudonymously. I purchased the tome and devoured the 780 pages of the fast-paced, highly readable potboilers. Because she handled vastly different genres and formats with such a masterful hand, Alcott remains one of my favorite writers. In fact, her seeming dual identity and psychologically-rich body of work were part of the reason why I pursued a graduate degree in literature.

So, it was with great pleasure and anticipation that I revisited "A Whisper in the Dark" and "Behind a Mask: A Woman's Power." The last time I read these narratives, I was in grad school, and I found that even after a decade's separation, these tales still had the power to captivate me. The stories truly illuminate each other well. The two heroines are polar opposites in many ways, but they both seek to exert power through artful means. Sybil, the youthful and headstrong heiress of "A Whisper in the Dark," is unaware of the precarious position she occupies in the male-dominated world she enters and, worse, overconfident in her feminine charms. She pays a heavy price for her deficient vision and failure as an artist: her uncle disinherits her by sending her to a madhouse. Through her ordeal, however, she comes in contact with a lifesaving maternal influence, the "madwoman in the attic" who sacrifices herself so that the daughter can escape and be reborn with a feminist consciousness.

In contrast, Jean Muir, the anti-heroine of "Behind a Mask," possesses a preternaturally keen vision and wields the feminine arts with such consummate skill that she entrances the beleaguered members of the aristocratic Coventry family. A divorced actress of at least 30, Jean is jaded, deceitful, manipulative, and avaricious. Yet, she manages to convince the family who has hired her as a governess that she is 19-year-old orphan of noble birth. By understanding the male gaze and projecting the appropriate illusions of Victorian femininity back at the viewer, she causes both sons and their patriarchal uncle to fall in love with her. Interestingly, this transgressor of social norms is not punished for her actions; after a series of suspenseful incidents, she succeeds in marrying the uncle, securing both title and wealth. I love that Alcott forces the reader to grapple with the uncomfortable ending by purposely leaving the narrative morally ambiguous. Jean's traumatic past is hinted at but unexplained, so she never really becomes a sympathetic figure. However, even though the Coventrys can be seen as victims, most of them are not exactly likable or blameless. As accomplices in the crimes of patriarchy, they are an expected target for Jean's revenge against the society that has reduced her to the impoverished and embittered person she has become. Regardless of where the reader's sympathies lie, the novella is a powerful one, and it has one of the best last lines I've ever read.

Like Jo in Little Women, Alcott wrote these sensationalist thrillers to support her family financially. However, she actually preferred this genre to "providing moral pap for the young." In her letters, she claimed, "I think my natural ambition is for the lurid style. I indulge in gorgeous fancies and wish that I dared inscribe them upon my pages and set them before the public." Like most women writers of her time, she struggled between her creative, feminist impulses and the constraints of Victorian propriety, which she described as "the proper grayness of old Concord." Thus, she pursued her "natural ambition" from "behind a mask."

With such rich material, it's not surprising that we had an invigorating discussion at our book club meeting. It was like being back in grad school, which I do miss sometimes in my more nostalgic moments. It is not likely that I would ever go back for a PhD, though I must admit (somewhat sheepishly) that the doctorate does appeal to my vanity. So, it is lovely to have a forum where I can dig up and air out my scholarly tendencies among like-minded peers. Three cheers for English majors! And three cheers for the amazingly versatile and talented Louisa May Alcott!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Fairy Tales Come to Life

While we are on the topic of Disney, I recently came across a series of portraits that Annie Leibovitz shot for "The Year of a Million Dreams" campaign. This Disney Dream Portrait Series includes six beautiful photographs that are by turns romantic, dramatic, and whimsical. They feature entertainment and sports celebrities in the roles of beloved characters from classic Disney animated films. Here are a few of the portraits for your enjoyment.
Actress Scarlett Johansson as a lovely and ethereal Cinderella


Tennis ace Roger Federer as heroic King Arthur


Actress Rachel Weisz as a serene, picture-perfect Snow White


Soccer star David Beckham as valiant Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty

To view and learn more about all the portraits, visit the Disney Parks website, "where dreams come true."

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Simply Enchanted

On Thursday, I went to see Disney's Enchanted, a very charming twist on the traditional princess fairy tale. The film interweaves the animated world of Andalasia with the gritty world of New York City. Somehow, it manages to offer an homage to all the classic Disney fairy tales and at the same time parody those films. The parody, of course, is affectionate in nature, but it is still effective. Amy Adams played the ingenuous Giselle to perfection. When she first arrives in New York, she exhibits all the mannerisms of her animated self until, subtly and slowly, she becomes more and more "real" as a result of her interactions with Robert (Patrick Demspey) and his adorable daughter Morgan (Rachel Covey). Throughout it all, however, Giselle never loses her winning innocence and optimism. The male leads were also very well cast. I mean, which girl wouldn't want McDreamy and Cyclops vying for her affections? Seriously, though, Patrick Dempsey provided a nice foil to all the fairy tale shenanigans, but I thought James Marsden was hilarious as the dashing but slightly ridiculous Prince Edward. He's a great singer, too, but I already knew this from his performance in Hairspray . In addition, Susan Sarandon made a menacing Queen Narissa, garbed in the traditional dark purple of Disney villains, though surprisingly complemented with a pair of daunting go-go boots! Robert's almost-fiancée Nancy and the henchman Nathaniel were strong supporting characters. I thought both of them looked familiar, and it turns out that Nancy is played by Tony-award-winning Idina Menzel, who starred in Wicked (too bad they didn't write her a song to sing!), and Nathaniel is played by Timothy Spall, who appeared in the Harry Potter movies as Peter Pettigrew, a.k.a. Wormtail. However, I think my favorite part of the film was Pip the chipmunk. In the animated world, he is a wise-cracking creature with a New York accent. When he becomes a real chipmunk in New York, he loses the ability to talk and must resort to pantomimes to communicate with the clueless Edward. The charades scene between the two is sidesplittingly funny. All in all, this was a delightful modern-day fairy tale. Bravo Disney!